You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

We get it, lots of people don't like going to the dentist.  But we're people too!  We're here to help and make you feel better.

Don't believe me?  These are some of the best dental jokes my patients have shared with me over the years; laughing before your next dental visit actually relaxes and calms you.

So hit me with your best joke!

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

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Ginger Vitis

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a new crown

Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."


Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: She braces herself.

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.

Our patients have been making us smile for years; in turn, we've been keeping those smiles bright and shiny.

If you're nervous about visiting the dentist, visit us at Piper Dental (Madison Wisconsin's best little dental practice).  We'll take great care of you and leave you grinning.

Dr. Jean Piper's Dental office is located at the intersection of Midvale and Regent Street : close to Hilldale / Shorewood Hills -- also serving the Monroe St. neighborhood area.


Address: 4506 Regent St, Madison, WI 53705

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